ULTRA BLOG POST FTW

In which I will totally pro it up and get all my overdue blog posts done. LIKE A BOSS

Question
Here's the scenario: You are sitting in front of your computer, reading a blog post on this blog. It asks you a hypothetical question after giving you a few sentences about a hypothetical scenario. Do you answer seriously, come up with a joke answer, or just ignore the question and continue your day?

Next Project
We should listen to one song repeatedly as often as possible for a few weeks, and take notes the whole time about what we notice / think of the song. We aren't allowed to listen to anything else or watch any TV shows or movies or anything that might have other music, just the one song. Do we end up hating it, or does it become our favorite song?


Laughing Squid
Here's a pro INSTANT REVIEW: I thought it was a good blog, but I just don't really like blogs so I probably won't read it. I liked the fact that they had a competent web designer.

Japanland
The Japanese tsunami has effected kids our age by giving us our first really big world disaster. Most of us didn't really get what was going on during the Boxing Day tsunami, and the earthquakes in Haiti weren't as big as this one, and didn't come with a tsunami. We're actually seeing what it's like when a country seriously gets messed right the shit up.

Something something Charlie Sheen
CHARLIE SHEEN IS MLG PRO STATUS. PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HOW HIS EGO IS TOO BIG, OR HE HAS WAY TOO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH HIS PSYCHE DUE TO THE FAME AND CA$H, OR HE'S DAMAGED HIS BRAIN WITH THE DRUGS. YOU KNOW WHAT? CHARLIE SHEEN DESERVES HIS EGO, BECAUSE HE'S A PRO. HE WAS DOING 7g ROCKS AND FINISHING THEM, OK? HE WAS MAKING $2M AN EPISODE FOR BEING AN ACTOR ON A SHOW THAT NOBODY EVEN LIKED, BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A PRO THAT HE MADE THE COMPANY GIVE HIM A COMPLETELY UNFAIR CONTRACT.


AND ON THE SUBJECT OF HIS "ISSUES," IT'S ONLY AN ISSUE IF IT HAS A NEGATIVE IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE. DO YOU SEE ANYTHING HAVING A NEGATIVE IMPACT ON CARLOS IRWIN GOD DAMN ESTEVEZ'S LIFE? NO, YOU DON'T, BECAUSE HIS LIFE IS FRAKKING PERFECT. HE HAS TWO GIRLFRIENDS THAT ARE BOTH RIDONKADONK ON THE HOTNESS SCALE, AND STILL HOOKS UP WITH HIS HOT EX WIFE ALL THE TIME.

AND HE'S A MILLIONAIRE. WHAT NOW, EVERYONE? HE LIVES IN THE BEST HOUSE EVER, BECAUSE MILLIONAIRES GET TO HAVE FIVE-STAR LUXURY MANSIONS. THAT'S JUST HOW CARLOS IRWIN ESTEVEZ DO, ALRIGHT?


CLEARLY, THIS FIVE-STAR MLG PRO RAHEALTR HAS NO ISSUES WHATSOEVER. HE'S ABLE TO COAST THROUGH LIFE JUST FINE. THE FACT THAT HE'S SO SUCCESSFUL EVEN THOUGH HE'S NEVER EVEN REALLY DONE ANYTHING IS A TESTAMENT TO THAT.


THE MAN IS A PRO, EVEN HIS NON-ISSUE ISSUES ARE HALF FAKED, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY PEOPLE SEE ANY PROBLEM WITH HIM. YEAH, HE'S GOING TO VOICE HIS MLG RADICAL OPINIONS, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE HAS MORE MONEY AND MORE AWESOMENESS THAN YOU, AND HE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A DUMB POOR PERSON. WHEN YOU ACHIEVE EVEN HALF HIS LEVEL OF MLG RAHEALTY, YOU MIGHT GET TO THINK ABOUT CRITICIZING HIM, OK? IN THE MEAN TIME, ACCEPT THAT HE'S BETTER THAN YOU OR ME OR ANYONE WE KNOW.


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Alright
That's all the overdue assignments. Peace.