The Evil Babies!

I went for what i thought would be a quick stroll in the park during my lunch break, not realizing what i ultimately would get myself into. I noticed two babies un-supervised sitting in their strollers off to the side of the path. I was going to call the police to report the babies, when i noticed a strange noise from one of them, or, what i thought was strange. It turned out they were speaking! These weren't 1 1/2 year old babies. They were maybe 6 months old, and i started to realize that they were having a conversation.

"So tonight, im going to distract her while you steal the milk!" one said. The other replied, "Why am i always the one who has to distract her!"

"Because your the youngest one; i don't get any sympathy from her anymore. AND this is te last time we need milk. Soon we will have enough to Sink the CITY!!!!! MWAAHAHA."

I just stood there for about an hour eavesdropping on their conversation, and at the same time pondering the possibility that i could be crazy. All of a sudden i heard one of them say "Watch out shes coming back!" I guess this was their mom, but i couldnt understand why a mother of two babies would leave them alone in a park for an hour. They left, so of course i left too, and realized i had skipped an hour over my work day. My boss was enraged when i got back, and i lost that job on that day. Because i was unemployed, i spent that whole night looking for jobs, and as a result of that ended up sleeping in till about 12:00. I woke up, rubbed my eyes, and looked out my apartment window. It seemed like a nice day so i decided to go for a jog. Just as i exited my apartment building thats when i saw it. Milk. Everywhere. Milk had covered the streets of Manhattan and it was racing towards me. I ran back inside, went up the elevator, back into my apartment, and watched out my window as the level of the milk started to rise. Higher, and higher, and higher. We were all doomed.